Little overweight children need help. They need someone to throw a ball for them so that they can run after it down the hallway. Otherwise they don't get no exercise, and then they get the obesity and then they have no fun. Heart disease, is no fun. Breathing problems, is no fun. When your belly so fat your fur touch the ground when you walk, is no fun. I know.
Sometimes I get hungry and I like to bite on their toes, and then I bite on their legs, and I scratch at the door with the food inside until they give me more food. HaHaHa! They cannot resist the Killer!
Then I talk at them until they throw the ball. If they don't throw the ball, I will be like 500 pounds!! No joke. I keep my figure because I have a ball that I like to take to them, to make them throw it for me. I run after the ball and catch it before it gets away, and then I make them throw it again. My girlfriends do what I want. Then they rub me. It is nice.
All little overweight children need a ball, and at least one girlfriend. I have five, but they only need one. They can borrow four of my girlfriends if they want, but I want them back when they are done. They can't have my ball. That is mine.
2 comments:
I miss my darling Killer-cat.
Killer-cat misses you!!
He told me so.
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