Fourth of July Barbecue!

Where Memorial Day marks the beginning, and Labor Day marks the end, the Fourth of July sits at the pinnacle of all outdoor grilling holidays. It's getting hot... Not hot enough for you to want to strangle your neighbor for his air conditioner, but definitely hot enough to justify doing absolutely nothing while the sweat starts to pool in the crevices of your body.

So what are you going to do for the Fourth of July?

Why don't you come over to our lovely rooftop, where it's shady by mid-afternoon, and the elevation guarantees a nice breeze as you look out over the fabulous view of downtown Manhattan. Stay through the evening and watch all four of the fireworks shows visible from the heights of our abode, while we grill for you and entertain. There will be prizes and refreshments, not to mention the company of four very enthusiastic, very determined young women who are just trying to do some good in this world.

Not enough to entice you? We've also got central air and cold beer.

So, I guess we'll be seeing you on the Fourth of July, right?

As always, please RSVP at nini.wienie@gmail.com to let us know how many animal carcasses to butcher and booze to buy (and veggie burgers!), or you can just let your favorite Turtle know you're coming! Talk to us, we give you the details.