To all you party people who came from far and wide to celebrate the Fourth with us,
I salute you!!! You're a bunch of freakin' animals, you are.
As the sky darkened and the clouds loomed menacingly overhead, I was convinced that the barbecue would be a bust. The first few drops of rain seemed harmless enough, but as they increased in frequency and volume, I got a little nervous and we began devising a plan for the downpour that would inevitably follow. We moved the party downstairs, but the spirit of the flame had already taken hold, and there was nothing I could do but keep the grill dream alive.
Edward and Kevin were kind enough to rig an impromptu outdoor kitchen, which consisted of a piece of particle board perched precariously on top of the door to keep the rain off of me. How it stayed there throughout the night is a miracle of physics. We went through 60 hamburger patties, 16 hot dogs, 18 Italian sausages, 24 veggie burgers, 12 tofu dogs, homemade pasta salad, fresh greens, chips and dip, guac, hummus, pretzels, cookies, brownies, a big ol'bowl of cherries, and a big-ass watermelon... and folks were still hungry! There was nothing left to do but fill up on booze.
What began as a relatively mild fundraising event turned into a house party explosion after the fireworks extravaganza. Rain on the roof meant bodies went indoors, and when the music was turned up, it was all over from there. People were leaving, only to come back from the bodega across the street with fist-fulls of beer. After midnight, it was back on the rooftop, with bigger speakers and more stomping and screaming. When the skies opened and the rain came pouring down in buckets, you animals didn't stop. Do you even know when to stop?!
WE LOVE YOU! THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT!!It was fun kicking you out.
I hope you all made it home safe last night.